[WillDrug]

I’m meeting Dr. Mundo in a private room of the Whispered Rumor, a café that also serves as one of Zaun’s most popular watering holes. His arrival comes with a significant amount of fanfare. He is virtually royalty here in Zaun, and with that comes the trappings of fame – assistants, security, and various hangers-on. It seems slightly out of place, considering Dr. Mundo’s notoriety before his joining the League. I can’t help but wonder how many personal valets and assistants have gone missing when Dr. Mundo’s experimentations got the best of him. With this in mind, I am quick to get the interview started.

TT: Thank you for agreeing to this interview, Dr. Mundo. Our readership certainly wants to get to know you better.

DM: Mundo pleased his work heard of outside Zaun. New patients always welcome.

TT: Duly noted. Your notoriety, your fame from being in the League... how has it affected your daily life?

DM: Life not changed for Mundo. Mundo fights for Zaun and for Noxus friends. Mundo fights for summoners. Mundo also find time for medical research.

TT: So you’re still practicing?

DM: More experiments now that Mundo in League, but now mostly funded by Zaun.

TT: You were nearly suspended from the League for not disclosing your use of adrenaline shots. Do you regret your decision?

DM: Mundo think that silly. Here, try.

At this point in the interview, we took a four hour pause.

TT: You've been described as a bit of a hermit. How have you been able to deal with your newfound popularity?

DM: Mundo always ladies’ man. Now Mundo more ladies’ man.

TT: Does that mean that there's a Mrs. Mundo in the future?

DM: Mundo use masochism for battle arena, not for marriage. (pause) Mundo joke. Mundo waiting for special someone.

TT: You've amassed a cult following here in Zaun. Romantic interests aside, how do you feel about your fans?

DM: Mundo great role model for kids.

TT: It's been noted by many that Zaun has gained a more favorable political perception since your introduction to the League. Was this your goal?

DM: Mundo keep focused on battle arena. Mundo keeps eyes on prize.

TT: Do you feel like the champions in the League have almost too much power when it comes to deciding some very serious political matters?

DM: Champions only there to fight. Mundo always fight his best.

TT: How do you cope with the responsibility of being a champion?

DM: People can trust Mundo. Mundo brains of operation.

TT: So you think of yourself as a leader when you’re in a Field of Justice?

DM: Yes. Chairman Dunderson call Mundo leader because Mundo wins. Zaun successful because of Mundo. Mundo brings wins to Zaun.

TT: What does Mundo do when he's not cleaving people on the Fields of Justice?

DM: Mundo have many interests. Mundo recently open shop.

TT: That's right! I hear you now own a business, how is corporate life?

DM: Corporate businessman one of the many skins Mundo wear. Mundo also bodybuilder.

TT: To wrap things up here, do you have a rival? A nemesis? Who is the greatest threat to Mundomania?

DM: (laughs) Mundomania! Mundo using that. Lawyers will work out details. (pause) No one threat to Mundo. Mundo king of battle arena.

TT: So no other champion is standing in your way?

DM: (long pause) Mundo think Anivia is weird. Crazy ice bird throw up frozen wall one too many times. Mundo tired of smashing face into wall.