An it harm none, do what thou wilt
Improbability Gun
Derived from shotgun, this gun has a variable cartridge that can be loaded with confusing objects. These objects often include: notes with existential questions, malformed stockings, nice paintings of Hitler, bad paintings of Hitler, grenade safety pins, failed nuclear weapon blueprints, pre-asploded blackberries, human skulls, toenails, replicas of Hitler's mustache, huffed kittens, Justin Beiber's nose (ineffective on girls, Twilight fans, and gay guys under 16), Toshibas, mongooses, snakes, planes, planes with snakes on them, snakes with planes on them, mongooses with planes on them, blondes, dead batteries, bad foreign movies, inaccurate maps, Swedish blues band members photos, shopping lists, DVD re-winders, blinking green LED lights and emos, as well as relatively any other confusing objects.
Derived from shotgun, this gun has a variable cartridge that can be loaded with confusing objects. These objects often include: notes with existential questions, malformed stockings, nice paintings of Hitler, bad paintings of Hitler, grenade safety pins, failed nuclear weapon blueprints, pre-asploded blackberries, human skulls, toenails, replicas of Hitler's mustache, huffed kittens, Justin Beiber's nose (ineffective on girls, Twilight fans, and gay guys under 16), Toshibas, mongooses, snakes, planes, planes with snakes on them, snakes with planes on them, mongooses with planes on them, blondes, dead batteries, bad foreign movies, inaccurate maps, Swedish blues band members photos, shopping lists, DVD re-winders, blinking green LED lights and emos, as well as relatively any other confusing objects.