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Garrus: Alright, my turn. What's the first order an Alliance commander gives at the start of battle?
Joker: Uh... I give up.
Garrus: Correct!
Joker: All right, big guy. What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster?
Garrus: Friendly fire. Come on, that one goes back to Shanxi.
Joker: Gotta respect the classics.
Garrus: How many humans does it take to reactivate a dormant mass relay?
Joker: 602. 600 to vote on it, one to ask the asari for technical help, and one to request a seat on the Council afterward.
Joker: How do you know a turian is out of ammo?
Garrus: He switches to the stick up his ass as a backup weapon.
Garrus: Why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?
Joker: You're shitting me! The turian military has one about me?
Garrus: Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven.
Joker: All right, why DOES the alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?
Garrus: So their marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills.
Joker: Pft! Damn, you need to tell James that one.
Joker: Hey, what's the hardest part about treating a turian that took a rocket to one side of his face?
Garrus: Figuring out which side took the rocket.
Garrus: Alright, my turn. What's the first order an Alliance commander gives at the start of battle?
Joker: Uh... I give up.
Garrus: Correct!
Joker: All right, big guy. What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster?
Garrus: Friendly fire. Come on, that one goes back to Shanxi.
Joker: Gotta respect the classics.
Garrus: How many humans does it take to reactivate a dormant mass relay?
Joker: 602. 600 to vote on it, one to ask the asari for technical help, and one to request a seat on the Council afterward.
Joker: How do you know a turian is out of ammo?
Garrus: He switches to the stick up his ass as a backup weapon.
Garrus: Why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?
Joker: You're shitting me! The turian military has one about me?
Garrus: Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven.
Joker: All right, why DOES the alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?
Garrus: So their marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills.
Joker: Pft! Damn, you need to tell James that one.
Joker: Hey, what's the hardest part about treating a turian that took a rocket to one side of his face?
Garrus: Figuring out which side took the rocket.